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What the fuck.

What the fecking fecking feck.

I bought a little block of Cadbury Snack earlier, and have just eaten some, only to discover something awful.

There are no pineapple pieces.

What. The. Feck.

I only buy Snack for the pineapple. The pineapple is the best flavour. I love the pineapple. Where is the freaking pineapple?

It's on the label, ( Read more... )

WHY DO I NEVER HAVE ANY CHOCOLATE IN THE HOUSE??!

And if anyone says, 'because then you over-indulge and feel sick and fat and horrible and sulk around the house and then whinge about it on LJ' I will glare at you, because that is not the point and your snooty poopy dopey pants logic is not welcome here, thankyou very much.

After Merlin I shall go ( Read more... )

Arg, I'm drinking milo and it's just all floated up to the top, the bastard! Why I felt the need to have milo at ten to twelve at night is beyond me, by the way. Especially after having had three lamingtons and a slice of chocolate cake already today.

Anyway. Have been terribly neglectful of the flist lately, am very sorry to say. So: Hi, all! How's ( Read more... )

WHY DOES MY BREAD ALWAYS GET MOULDY?

I normally try to freeze it before it gets that bad, but still. I have wasted an awful lot of money on bread that I didn't get to eat before it turned WHITE AND GREEN AND FURRY.

HOW CAN I HAVE A LATE NIGHT TOAST IF THERE IS ALWAYS MOULD ON THE FREAKING BREAD?

Aw, nuts to it, I'm gonna eat saos and watch my new ( ( Read more... )

 THE LID HAS GONE BACK ON THE NUTELLA JAR AND THERE IT SHALL STAY ( Read more... )

 So I'm sitting here drinking strawberry milk (which is like alcohol, in a sense, if you're me and can get drunk on air) and half watching Black Books, and I just realised I have both feet crammed into one slipper.

I own a great many slippers. Two in fact. The other one is under the table and I'm too cold to move and too busy cackling at everything ( Read more... )

1. I can't stop eating these Mars filled Pods things. I buy them thinking I'll ration them as treats, but then I just munch on them constantly. I have no self control. Damn seductive caramel.

2. I have to get seriously working on my Games and Simulation assessment. I am making a text adventure game. It is set in Willy Wonka's chocolate factory. ( Read more... )